Women\'s English

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1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

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1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with
you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with
you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

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An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in       England.
      
   Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence  in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
        
   The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the   yellow sun. see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

   The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.
        
   Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow".

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Indian English

An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in       England.
      
   Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence  in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
        
   The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the   yellow sun. see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

   The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.
        
   Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow".

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南山秀才

hahaha, up ha