Women\'s English

KnightOfHonor

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Indian English

An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in       England.
      
   Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence  in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
        
   The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the   yellow sun. see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

   The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.
        
   Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow".

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