圣经与混乱的婚姻观
我是无神论者,我尊重别人的信仰自由。今天看到一篇奇文,关于圣经和婚姻的诠释。忍不住翻译了一下,和大家分享。可以想象,那些教徒以圣经的名义替传统婚姻辩护,是多么的苍白无力。
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根据《圣经》基本法则,美国的婚姻法应该这么规定:[/FONT]
A. 在美国,婚姻应该是一个男人和一个女人或者多个女人的结合。
B. 婚姻不应该剥夺一个男人在他妻子(们)以外,再找其他情妇的权利。
C. 只有妻子是处女的婚姻才是有效的。如果新婚妻子不是处女,她应该被处死。
D. 在宗教信徒和非信徒之间的婚姻,应该被禁止。
E. 婚姻是终身的,因此宪法、每个州的宪章、任何州和联邦的法律条款,都不应该准许离婚。
F. 如果一个男人死的时候没有后代,他的兄弟应该娶他的遗孀。如果他拒绝娶他过世兄弟的妻子,或者故意不让她受孕生子,他应该被处罚价值一只鞋子的罚金,并且依法处以其它惩罚。
A. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5.)
B. Marriage shall not impede a man's right to take concubines in addition to his wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)
C. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut 22:13-21)
D. Marriage between a believer and a nonbeliever shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num 25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)
E. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)
F. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or deliberately does not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen. 38:6-10; Deut25:5-10)
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圣经中关于婚姻自相矛盾的地方 [/FONT]
- 他找到了妻子,就是找到了一件好的东西。
- 男人不碰任何女人,这是件好事情。
- 一个男人应该娶自己兄弟的遗孀。
- 一个男人和他兄弟的遗孀之间的婚姻,是不洁的。
- 最好不要结婚终生保持处子之身,过健康的生活,全心全意为主作奉献。
- 在圣经中,没有任何地方明确陈述“一个男人和一个女人”或“一夫一妻制”,也没有任何陈述其有效性,但是圣经中关于节欲关于一夫多妻制却大量出现。
德兰修女和群婚制,都是圣经提倡的
Mother Teresa vs Polygamy:
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He who finds a wife finds a good thing. (Proverbs 18:22)
It is good for a man not to touch a woman. (1 Corinthians 7:1)
A man shall marry his brother’s widow. (Deuteronomy 25:5)
A marriage between a man and his brother’s widow is unclean. (Leviticus 20:21)
It is better to be unmarried and a virgin, and live in a right way in undivided devotion to the Lord. (Paul -- 1 Corinthians 7:32-35)
There is nowhere in the bible that clearly states "one man and one woman" or "monogamy" or any words to that effect, but abstinence and polygamy are plentiful.
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圣经中关于获得一个妻子的14个途径 [/FONT]
1、在战俘中挑选一个吸引人的,带回家,剃光她的头,给她修指甲,换上新衣服。这样她就是你的了。
2、找一个妓女跟她结婚。
3、找一个有7个女儿的男人,给他的畜牲喂水,博得他的好感。
4、购买一份财产,作为交易的一部分,得到一个女人。
5、参加派对并藏起来。当女人去跳舞的时候,擭取一个并把她带走做你的妻子。
6、请求上帝在你做梦的时候替你造一个妻子。注意:你要为此付出代价。
7、答应做工7年,作为交换和一个女人携手进入婚姻。如果被骗了娶错了女人,再为你想要的女人做工7年,然后在同一地点结婚。就这样,14年的苦工获得一个老婆。
8、在你未来岳父的敌人中,割掉200个男人的阴茎包皮,换取他的女儿做你妻子。
9、如果实在找不到人,就游荡一会儿,你肯定会找到个一人的。(当然,都是亲戚。)
10、成为一个大国之君,然后全民选妃。
11、如果看中了谁,回家告诉你父母:“我看中了一个......女人,帮我得到她吧。”如果你父母质疑你的决定,简单回答他们:“把她弄回来,她是我的。”
12、杀死一个丈夫,把他妻子带走。(当然,你准备好失去4个儿子。)
13、等你哥哥死了,娶那个寡妇吧。(这不是个好主意,是法律。)
14、别太挑剔,用数量来弥补质量吧。
THE TOP 14 BIBLICAL WAYS TO ACQUIRE A WIFE
1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
2. Find a prostitute and marry her. (Hosea 1:1-3)
3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. (Moses -- Exodus 2:16-21)
4. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. (Boaz -- Ruth 4:5-10) 5. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife. (Benjaminites -- Judges 21:19-25)
6. Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will cost you. (Adam -- Genesis 2:19-24)
7. Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right. Fourteen years of toil for a wife. (Jacob -- Genesis 29:15-30)
8. Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife. (David -- 1 Samuel 18:27)
9. Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll definitely find someone. (It's all relative, of course.) (Cain -- Genesis 4:16-17)
10. Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest. (Xerxes or Ahasuerus -- Esther 2:3-4)
11. When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I have seen a ... woman; now get her for me." If your parents question your decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the one for me." (Samson -- Judges 14:1-3)
12. Kill any husband and take HIS wife (Prepare to lose four sons, though). (David -- 2 Samuel 11)
13. Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It's not just a good idea; it's the law.) (Onana and Boaz -- Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth)
14. Don't be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity. (Solomon -- 1 Kings 11:1-3)
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圣经中关于获得一个丈夫的7个途径 [/FONT]
1、让你的丈夫向一个著名的军阀像个傻子似的表现自己,同时你秘密跑进军阀的营帐献媚,供奉大量的美食佳肴,让军阀爱上你。事后你告诉你丈夫整个经过,你丈夫将会受打击而气死,之后你就可以嫁给那个军阀了。
2、在深夜里,去一个打谷场,从脚部掀开最好看的那个男人的被子(钻进去)。
3、去一个老水井旁,给骆驼最多的那个男人注满水缸。
4、让你最漂亮的姐妹去诱惑一个男人,让他娶她,但在新婚之夜你去代替她。
5、接近那些不育的妇女,提议做她们丈夫的姘妇,满足她们丈夫的需要。
6、到你家屋顶上适当的地方洗澡,让附近的邻居都能看见。
7、在一群男人中表现得像个妓女,他们受了上帝旨意要娶你,你按照他们崇拜的方式向他们展示自然的乡村美。
TOP 7 BIBLICAL WAYS TO ACQUIRE A HUSBAND (from J. Duin)
1. Have your husband act like a jerk toward a famous warlord while you secretly show up at the warlord's camp with muleloads of tasty provisions, at which point the warlord falls in love with you, after which point you inform your husband of the whole matter, at which point he has a stroke, dies and you marry the warlord.
2. Show up at a threshing floor (if you can find one anywhere outside of Kansas) in the dead of night and uncover the feet of the best-looking guy there.
3. Go to any old watering hole and start filling the watering jars of the guy with the most camels.
4. Have your good-looking sister lure someone to marry her but substitute yourself for her on their wedding night.
5. Hang around barren women and offer to be a concubine for their husbands' need.
6. Take a bath on your roof preferably in view of some nearby apartment buildings.
7. Make like a prostitute around guys who hear from God that they need to marry you to show the country the nature of their idolatrous ways.
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