13 POINTS of Canada

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The ideal Canada is:

(1). Apply 99% tax (GST, PST, MST, XXXST....) on all of your income.

(2). 100% free for all social resources, including childcare, medicare, highway, electricity, education, unemployment benefit......

(3). Not less than 70% unemployment rate. The Canadian labour market becomes perfect, showing 99.9% jobs are general labor or government positions

(4). All Drugs are legal, gunshooting is so common that nobody thinks it is a topic

(5). A father can marry his daughter or his dog based on extended marriage defination.

. At least 95% revenue of Canada is from selling natural resources, like oil, wood, and 5% from beef and wheat export.

(7). Accept more than 3 millions immigrants every year, until Canada has 2 billions residents. Canada has no hope to defeat US in economy fields, but it is very confident to defeat US in population before your grandson born.

. A No-Strike Day is setup in Canada, so every other days in a year there is 10 thousands or more strikes in Canada happening, the main stream of striking team is police, bus driver, government staff, doctor/nurse, teacher..., you name it, I list it.

(9). Nobody care the Government corruption, the Liberal Party dominates the government for 500 years without interruption.

(10). Income of a police officer = income of 2 FBI agents is out of date. Income of a police officer = income of 100 FBI agents.

(11). After celebrated Canada No-Strike Day, all other government staff and union memebers start striking in order to reach the income of police officer.

(12). Real estate in Toronto values more than those in whole US + Japan + China. Your house costs more than Fortune 500 CEO lifetime salary income, don't worry about losing your job, just sell your house, you become a rich man again.

(13). According to the points above, Canada holds the title of the best country in the world for centuries. All Canadian are proud of speaking out loudly while travelling in the poor developing countries, "I am a Canadian!"

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