男人就像...

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Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you.
男人就像............腹泄药………让你恶心
Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
男人就像............香蕉............越老越软
Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.
男人就像............假期............总是不够长
Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.
男人就像............天气............没有东西能改变他们
Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
男人就像............搅拌器............你需要一个，但不大清楚为什么
Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
男人就像............广告............一句都不能相信
Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
男人就像............政府资金............需要很长时间成熟(mature............成熟，到期)
Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
男人就像............睫毛膏............情绪(感情) 一来就往下流(跑)
Men are like ........ Popcorn ........ They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
男人就像............爆米花............可以让你满足，但就一会会儿
Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
男人就像............雪暴............不知道什么时候来，有多长，持续多久
Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
男人就像............走马灯............好看，但不亮
Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
男人就像............停车位............好的全都没了，剩下的都是残疾(位)