Joke - A smart student.

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>> >>A smart student - r u thinking the same way??
>> >>
>> >>A first standard teacher was having trouble with one of her
>> >>students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"
>> >>Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first standard. My sister
>>is
>> >>in the third standard and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
>>should
>> >>be in the third standard too!" The teacher had had enough.
>> >>
>> >>She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in
>>the
>> >>outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the
>> >>situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the
>>boy
>> >>a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to
>>go
>> >>back to the first standard and behave.
>> >>
>> >>The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were
>> >>explained to him and he agrees to take the test.
>> >>
>> >>rincipal: "What is 3 x 3?"
>> >>Harry: "9".
>> >>
>> >>rincipal: "What is 6 x 6?"
>> >>Harry: "36".
>> >>
>> >>And so it went with every question the principal thought a third
>> >>standard should know. The principal looks at the teacher and
>>tells
>> >>her,
>> >>"I think Harry can go to the third standard." The teacher says
>>to
>> >>the principal, Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and
>> >>Harry both agree.
>> >>
>> >>The teacher asks,"What does a cow have four of that I have only
>>two
>> >>of?" Harry, after a moment, "Legs."
>> >>
>> >>Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not
>>have?"
>> >>The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
>> >>Harry replied, "ockets." Now no reactions or special face
>>symbols
>> >>on Harry's face. He was so cool!
>> >>
>> >>Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
>> >>Harry: "ants"
>> >>
>> >>Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,
>> >>oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid ?
>> >>Harry: Coconut
>> >>
>> >>The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop
>>the
>> >>answer, Harry was taking charge.
>> >>
>> >>Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
>>sticky
>> >>?
>> >>Harry: Bubblegum
>> >>
>> >>Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down
>> >>and a dog do on three legs?
>> >>Harry:Shake hands
>> >>
>> >>Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions,
>>answer
>> >>me.
>> >>Harry:Yep.
>> >>
>> >>Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get
>>me
>> >>up. get wet before you do.
>> >>Harry: tent
>> >>
>> >>Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
>>bored.
>> >>The best man always has me first. Principal was looking restless
>> >>and bit tensed.
>> >>Harry: wedding ring
>> >>
>> >>Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When
>>you
>> >>blow me,you feel good.
>> >>Harry: nose
>> >>
>> >>Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
>> >>quiver.
>> >>Harry: arrow
>> >>
>> >>Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means
>>a
>> >>lot of excitement?
>> >>Harry: "Firetruck"
>> >>
>> >>The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,
>>ut
>> >>Harry in the fifth standard, I missed the last ten questions
>> >>myself."
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