昨晚好险，前面查酒驾

糊硕士的父亲们

昨晚好险，前面查酒驾，胡马赛克刚从臭豆腐摊上喝完酒出来，早知道不走这条道了，距离交警越来越近了，心脏突突的跳，手心里全是汗，想要逃跑，但前面都是警察，跑也跑不了，轮到胡马赛克了，胡马赛克颤抖着张开嘴，对着测酒器吹了一口，机器疯狂的鸣叫，完了，心想这次躲不过去了，警察对胡马赛克大吼，赶紧滚，走路的跟着凑他妈什么热闹！

退而结网

要是老虎撞见你，在大吼一声、再喷你一口：C罗！是你？那就爽歪笑瘫

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孙参001

这个值得翻译成英语，广贴世界各地

路不平

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:laugh::laugh::laugh:

糊硕士的父亲们

这个值得翻译成英语，广贴世界各地
Itrust??? 发表于 2014-5-3 21:20 http://bbs.51.ca/images/common/back.gif

请古歌帮助全文翻译的：

Last night good insurance, in front of drunk driving, Hu mosaic stinky stalls just drinking wine out, I knew not to take this road, the traffic police from getting near the heart chug jump, palm full of sweat, want to escape, but the police are in front, running can not run, turn the mosaic Hu, Hu opened his mouth trembling mosaics, blown wine measured against a machine crazy tweet, finished, I thought this hide not passed, the police yelled Hu mosaics, and quickly roll, walk, followed join his mother what fun!

velocity

昨晚好险，前面查酒驾，胡马赛克刚从臭豆腐摊上喝完酒出来，早知道不走这条道了，距离交警越来越近了，心脏突突的跳，手心里全是汗，想要逃跑，但前面都是警察，跑也跑不了，轮到胡马赛克了，胡马赛克颤抖着张开嘴，对着测酒器吹了一口，机器疯狂的鸣叫，完了，心想这次躲不过去了，警察对胡马赛克大吼，赶紧滚，走路的跟着凑他妈什么热闹！
C罗 发表于 2014-5-3 18:35

这个要顶！:thumbu:
原来你们常在一起喝酒，玩啊！
:laugh:

Orientspear

请古歌帮助全文翻译的：

Last night good insurance, in front of drunk driving, Hu mosaic stinky stalls just drinking wine out, I knew not to take this road, the traffic police from getting near the heart chug jump, palm full of sweat, want to escape, but the police are in front, running can not run, turn the mosaic Hu, Hu opened his mouth trembling mosaics, blown wine measured against a machine crazy tweet, finished, I thought this hide not passed, the police yelled Hu mosaics, and quickly roll, walk, followed join his mother what fun!
C罗 发表于 2014-5-4 23:16 http://bbs.51.ca/images/common/back.gif

古狗弄的更好笑

aaazzz

昨晚好险，前面查酒驾，胡马赛克刚从臭豆腐摊上喝完酒出来，早知道不走这条道了，距离交警越来越近了，心脏突突的跳，手心里全是汗，想要逃跑，但前面都是警察，跑也跑不了，轮到胡马赛克了，胡马赛克颤抖着张开嘴，对着测酒器吹了一口，机器疯狂的鸣叫，完了，心想这次躲不过去了，警察对胡马赛克大吼，赶紧滚，走路的跟着凑他妈什么热闹！
C罗 发表于 2014-5-3 18:35 http://bbs.51.ca/images/common/back.gif

C罗这贴叫幽默调侃。