Newfie Happy Birthday

熊妈妈

Hello, is this the RCMP?

Yes. What do you want?

I'm calling to report my neighbour, Mike  Fitzpatrick! He is hiding
marijuana inside his firewood.

Thank you very much for the call, sir.

The next day, the RCMP officers descended on Mike's house. They
searched  the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they
busted open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana.


They swore at Mike, he swore at them, and then left.

The next day, the phone rang at Mike's house...

Hey, Mike! Did the RCMP come to your house?

Yeah!


Did they chop your firewood?

Yep.

Happy Birthday, Buddy.