Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I ’ m sorry = You ’ ll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don ’ t want you to
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I ’ m beautiful
Do what you want = You ’ ll pay for this later
I ’ m not upset = Of course I ’ m upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you ’ re dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
You ’ re so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
It ’ s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
You ’ re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
I ’ ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you ’ re really not going to like
Do you love me? = I ’ m going to ask for something expensive |