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丝当娜,有啥意见与可行的处理方法?
You know I am a man of principle-less: trust laws and cost benefit analysis only.
There are 4 options: the first 2 are legal and the last 2 not.
Option A:
Take Mr. Li to Small Claims. Who has time and energy to do it for 200- dollars?
Option B:
Organize a peaceful demonstration (not a riot) at Mr. Li's door. Show him our national flag and sing, ok a different song:
中华民国国旗歌
山川壮丽,物产丰隆,炎黄世胄,东亚称雄.毋自暴自弃,毋故步自封,
光我民族,促进大同.创业维艰,缅怀诸先烈,守成不易,莫徒务近功.
同心同德,贯彻始终,青天白日满地红.
The other one is too heavy, over-used or abused.
Option C:
Pee at Mr. Li's door and toss him feces. You can be charged with Mischief and/or Assault. I guarantee you will get a conditional discharge with $100 fine and no criminal record. Any fines over $100 will be on me. Citizens only since citizenship application for landed immigrants may be jeopardized.
Option D:
Dead dog or dead cat or a windshield brick. You can be jailed.
I support Option C: minimal cost but maximal humilation. |
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