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非正式语言

公司各部门：

　　今年以来，在部分领导的耳濡目染下，公司一些部门及员工在日常工作中 “非正式语言”使用频繁，造成部分员工自尊心受到伤害，工作萎靡不振、效率低下。 鉴于公司的这种现状，为认真贯彻执行《公民道德建设实施纲要》，加强思公语言为重点和突破口，从即日起当遇到下列情况时，请务必用正式语言替代非正式语言。要求各部门负责人主动带头，严格贯彻执行。

　　情况一、没有时间
　　非正式：我他妈没空！
　　正式：我真的很想帮你，可是我也好忙。

　　情况二、否定一项计划
　　非正式：大粪！全是大粪！
　　正式：我不确定这样是否能顺利实施。

　　情况三、拒绝提供帮助
　　非正式：滚！
　　正式：嗯，或许你可以问一下别人。

　　情况四、怀疑
　　非正式：扯JB蛋！
　　正式：真的？

　　情况五、对他人观点持异议
　　非正式：你脑子里有屎啊！？
　　正式：你可能不太了解这件事情。

　　情况六、同意他人观点
　　非正式：此屁有理！
　　正式：我非常赞同你的观点。

　　情况七、被要求加班
　　非正式：你他妈要我干到几点？
　　正式：也许我可以加班把它做完。

　　情况八、轻蔑
　　非正式：狗屁！
　　正式：这倒很有意思。

　　情况九、接受任务
　　非正式：你******怎么不早说？
　　正式：我会试着把它加入到我的工作安排中。

　　情况十、拒绝任务
　　非正式：关我鸟事！
　　正式：对不起，我一开始就没参与这个项目。

　　特此通知！

附：《公民道德建设实施纲要》

环球软件有限公司（公章）

报：董事长、总经理、副总经理、总监、各CXO

送：公司各部门

Hoohoo

身在加国, 偶要学习非正式语言.

二师兄

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance
of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers.

Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.

TRY SAYING : Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF : And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING : I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF : No f***ing way.

TRY SAYING : Really?
INSTEAD OF : You've got to be sh**ting me!

TRY SAYING : Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF : Tell someone who gives a sh**.

TRY SAYING : Of course I'm concerned.
INSTEAD OF : Ask me if I give a sh**.

TRY SAYING : I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF : It's not my f***ing problem.

TRY SAYING : That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF : What the f***?

TRY SAYING : I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF : This sh** won't work.

TRY SAYING : I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF : Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING : Are you sure this is a problem?
INSTEAD OF : Who the hell cares?

TRY SAYING : He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF : He's got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING : Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF : Eat sh** and die.

TRY SAYING : So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF : Kiss my ass.

TRY SAYING : I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF : f*** it, I'm on salary.

TRY SAYING : I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF : Shove it up your ass.

TRY SAYING : I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF : This job sucks.

TRY SAYING : You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF : Who the hell died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING : I see.
INSTEAD OF : Blow me .

TRY SAYING : Yes, we really should discuss it.
INSTEAD OF : Another f***ing meeting!

TRY SAYING : I don't think this will be a problem.
INSTEAD OF : I really don't give a sh**.

TRY SAYING : He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF : He's a prick .

TRY SAYING : She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF : She's a ball-busting bitch.

TRY SAYING : I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF : You don't know what the f*** you're doing

江南

中国人说粗话也比外国人文雅些 :p

二师兄

还不知道51有这个功能，可以把Ｆ　ＷＯＲＤ和ＳＨ　ＷＯＲＤ转换成＊＊＊＊
害得我改了两次,第一次改错好多

网站管理员

最初由[二师兄]发布
还不知道51有这个功能，可以把Ｆ　ＷＯＲＤ和ＳＨ　ＷＯＲＤ转换成＊＊＊＊
害得我改了两次,第一次改错好多
没办法呀，以前看没用就没打开，这两天才派上用场。

泰山顶上一棵葱

下一步51还会有这个功能，可以把"二师兄"转成"一碗牛肉面"
同理:
"大师兄"转成"半碗牛肉面"
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"八师兄"转成"四碗牛肉面"
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网站管理员

可以考虑 :thumbup:

二师兄

口可口可,口喜口喜

蓝冰

最初由[泰山顶上一棵葱]发布
下一步51还会有这个功能，可以把"二师兄"转成"一碗牛肉面"
同理:
"大师兄"转成"半碗牛肉面"
.
.
.
"八师兄"转成"四碗牛肉面"
.
.
.


哈哈，那葱呢？转成~~~~