[讨论]冬天又来了, 大家一起来制定一个房东 房客"守则"吧?

Brampton2

最初由[Justify]发布


TO：MR or MS Brampton2



每个人都有"用脚投票的权利", 你为何舍弃这个和平的权利, 而非得要象一只亢奋的斗鸡一样"斗"哪? 而且是非法战斗哪? 最重要的是, 你不愿意听从别人善意, 喜欢自己斗争, 那是你自己的事情, 你不好在这里胡乱地、在自己都没有搞清楚基本的租客概念的情况下、鼓动同胞去“take 你所谓的extrem way”违法行事, 好吧?

房东和房客我都做过，我写这篇贴子，从开始到现在，都是希望房东和房客能够防患于未然，房东房客事先制订出行为准则来，在遇到“恶房东”或者“恶房客”之前，就能够避免那种极端情况的出现，这样对大家都好。象你举出的例子：“Now we are talking about the Landlord who doesn't provide enough heat, who doesn't respect Tenant's privacy and going to their room without telling them, who doesn't give them money back reasonable.”这些都可以在你决定入住之前，跟房东订出或者是让他们明白这些规则来，是吧？而且规则还可以远远不止这些。



First, I am living in my own house  and never had problem with any Landlord before. I am not renting out my house either. By the way.

Second, I am not 鼓动同胞去“take 你所谓的extrem way”违法行事. I am just giving out the ideas that could save their money and time to fight with a bad Landlord. It is NOT 违法 here, it is just not following the agreement. Any also the Landlord who broke the agreement first.
The Tenants don't have to be afraid with any POLICE here. POLICE has no ANY AUTHORITY to make any decision. I just don't like the way you are trying to scare new comers. Really, please DO NOT take any advantage from new comers. Please help them to settle down here.

Third. Once Landlord rent out the room or house, the Tenant has 100% right over the space that he/she paid for. Isn't it?

DON"T believe 而且规则还可以远远不止这些。 LIAR! You just try to scare them. 规则 always have for BOTH side. Not only for the Tenant.  You (Landlord) has to follow 规则 Too.

Don't worry, TENANT. You have rights for yourself. If the Landlord doesn't provide you enought heat, if the Landlord doesn't give you money back when you want to move out for a reasonable reason (their fault), if the Landlord goes into your room withou your permission, SUE them. Don't pay their rent. Once the Landlord spend a lot money and time to see the JUDGE, You only get the court order with pay rent and move out withou xxx days. You will NOT go to jail for it. So fight them back with the way they should have. DO NOT PAY them if you don't get your way, and they can't kick you out during the winter time. If they forced to kick you out, you get sick or dead, let's see who is going to Jail then.

Good luck everyone. have a WARM, PEACE winter.

Justify

最初由[Brampton2]发布


First, I am living in my own house  and never had problem with any Landlord before. I am not renting out my house either. By the way.



:smile:  :p    :O 嘻嘻哈哈，街头泼妇熊妈子(洋名“Mother Bare”，诨号“宾顿吐”)终于露出了尾巴！！ :eek:    :slobber:


---“哥们儿、姐们儿，东东、客客，打啊，打啊，你们使劲打啊！俺们啥(嘛儿)都不怕，还怕打架？！要发扬革命精神，不要怕流血，不要怕牺牲，不要怕敌人，你们打得有理，我顶你！人脑袋打出狗脑袋来才好啊！！”


---“去去去！一边呆着去！看打架多过瘾、多热闹啊！劝什么架！人家打架关你屁事儿！有热闹还不麻溜儿盯着看，就你事儿多！”

---“没事儿没事儿，哥们儿、姐们儿，东东、客客，你们接着打！再狠点打！谁也不准先停手啊！谁不打谁就TND是孬种！别听旁边那几个人胡说八道，他们骗你们呢！你们打得对，这事儿搁谁身上都得打！”“啥(嘛儿)？怕来警察？别听他们胡诌！俺坐地户老公告诉俺了：这事儿警察不管！就算来了也都跟我一样看着(WITNESS)，就是帮你们画个圈儿，维持好秩序，让你们打痛快了！别怕别怕，继续打！！”

----“哎哎哎！怎么客客那哥们儿手打得慢了？！不已经告诉你别害怕了嘛！警察和法院都不会拦你们打架的！-----什么？怕围观的人太多影响不好？？哎呀，俺还以为啥事儿呢？！围观的人多才好啊！那样你们这架打得才值啊！对不？！谁要是赢了，才能扬威立万儿啊！尤其是你，客客，你要是这场打赢了，以后所有的东东都得供着你！你在咱这片十里八村的，可就‘抖’起来了！哪家都得让你随便吃随便住！”

----“什么？侬言语什么？打输了咋办？打输了要上阿拉家住来？？！侬脑袋秀逗进水了悠！打输了我坐地户老公早就说了啊---‘You only get the court order with pay rent and move out withou xxx days. ’什么？听不懂我说的土话？还说我XXX！我X你憨大啊！就是说侬要是打输了，侬赔人家钱卷铺盖走人就是的哟！阿拉可是看热闹的哟，可别把打架的血粘到阿拉身上来的哟！房子是阿拉老公赚的，自己人住的悠，I am not renting out my house either，不好要你们这些头大的住的哟！”

-----“哎呀呀，怎么又慢了啊？！又怎么了？！-----么嘛子咧？看到有洋人围观？龟儿子哟，有洋人看才好啊！那才有国际影响啊！正说明你们打得不仅有中国特色，更有国际水准啊！你还不晓得哟，08年奥运会为啥子在中国开，就是因为象你们这样的打架打出来的国际影响啊！龟儿子们，你们这是在为国争光啊！为奥运会提前作国际广告啊！你们打得越狠，洋鬼子们就越不敢小瞧俺们中国人哪！使劲打！使劲打哟！我在给你们鼓劲！给你们鼓掌哟！霹雳啪啦！”

-----“还有什么问题？？打出人命来怎么办？？怕被人打死？？我靠啊，真是憨大啊！打架都不怕，还怕打出人命？给你讲个洋文吧(俺坐地户老公说的)，‘If they forced to kick you out, you get sick or dead, let's see who is going to Jail then.’啥？听不明白我说的洋文？还敢说是因为我发音不准？？靠！真是憨大！这都不懂！直接给你们讲俺们土话听得了-----就是、就是说‘被打嗝儿屁了的那个，那就嗝儿屁了；没嗝儿屁了的那个，那就蹲班房！’”

-----“什么？你问我怎么不打？？你傻啊！我现在有房子有地，我老公(老铁)养着我，不用出租闹心！我放着好好的日子不过，我为什么要去打？！打架技术含量多低啊！搞得满身臭汗还带血！我才不搞那个。我现在搞的是专业工作----孤岛憨大们去打！这可是脑力劳动啊！你没见待在这里我心里多闷啊，老公(老铁)总是不着家门。。。。。瞧这会儿有架看多好！边看风景边看他们打得人脑袋狗脑袋的，这日子才滋润！”

-----“什么？你说我心太坏？人太恶？问我没有住进老公(老铁)房子前，是不是把东东们搞得要死？”(不由自主地摸摸胯骨上曾经被警察大皮鞋踹的裂纹，身子一个趔趄)：“那没，那没！我跟东东们都好得狠哪！never had problem with any Landlord before！我夏天都不想让他们破费，可是他们都非得求着我，一定要给我穿马甲开足空调，就连我不在家，他们都屁颠屁颠地给我开着空调！冬天就跟不用说了，非得让我开着窗户烧锅炉，就差逼着我光腚洗桑拿啦！什么？我的腿怎么有点瘸？噢，噢，，，，那是，那是，唉，我本来不好意思让东东太为我太破费，想搬走，可是我们关系又太好了，他们非得拉住我不放我走，我不得不吓了个狠心，只好，只好把自己的大腿打折了，他们才放我走！唉，热情！热情！忒热情了！(说到这里不禁西施效仿，摸了摸一张大麻子黄脸)人要是长得好看点吧，你说我怎么这么难呀？~~！”

-- “哎哎哎！你们干嘛呢！怎么趁着我忆苦思甜的时候不打了？！我靠！老娘白给你们加油鼓劲了！怎么打着打着就握起手来了？什么？被人劝架不打了？啊？谁告诉你说为这点小事儿不值得打架？还什么TNND这点小事事先就可以双方说明规则后就可以避免？？我靠！谁这么来劝架的？！纯粹是吃饱了撑的，你把架劝没了，而且还要客客东东们事先就说明白、都没有问题后再搭伙，免得日后生事？！要是大家都听你的，泼妇我还上哪儿看打架热闹玩儿啊！？我老公(老铁)不来挑我时，还不得把泼妇我憋疯啊！MD，今天我、我、我豁出去了，现在我老泼妇就来个‘坐地吸土’---‘卟卟卟’！”


     “缺德，缺德，真缺德！”众街坊看了看正在地上“卟卟卟”“吸土”的熊妈子(洋名“Mother Bare”，混号“宾顿吐”)，呸了它几口唾沫，都各回各家，安心过日子去了。

Brampton2

最初由[Justify]发布


[I]嘻嘻哈哈，街头泼妇熊妈子(洋名“Mother Bare”，诨号“宾顿吐”)终于露出了尾巴！！[/I]


----- “缺德啊，缺德，真缺德！”众街坊看了看正在地上“卟卟卟”“吸土”的熊妈子(洋名“Mother Bare”，混号“宾顿吐”)，呸呸了几口唾沫，都各回各家，安心过日子去了。

Did not get what you are trying to say. Making fun of someone's pen name will make you feel so good? Good for you. At least you do know how to entertain yourself.

缺德啊，缺德，真缺德, I think you should say it to those Landlord who takes advantages of new comers, who trying to scare people by lieing, who doesn't provide enough heat.

I truly don't know why you would get so upset here. We are just talking about the topics and exchange ideas to each other how to deal with the bad situation they are in right now. It seems like you even don't know what you are trying to say because my point has touched your pain spot.

As I told you before, better than you try to scare people saying "OLICE this, PLOICE that", taking care and be nice to your Tenants is the correct way to do. No one wants to live with a WAR. But if anyone trying to take advantage, do not be afraid and fight back. The easiest way and the way to save time and money is not to pay. This is my point. Sue them or let them SUE you. Take the law as your weapon to protect yourself. ONLY the JUDGE can make decision.

OK. Calm down now. Your action makes me feel like "Wolf showed its real face." You don't have to be so upset. In Canada, POLICE won't help bad people because they don't want to lose their job either.

POLICE here is real "SERVE and PROTECT". DO not be afraid to deal with them, try to tell them your situation, and you can ask for Mandarin service too. They will not give you hard time. If you are afraid, or do not try to let them know what happened to you, you will be in a bad situation.

OK, every Tenant. Protect your own rights and do not be afraid. You paid you have it. Enjoy your winter and have a WARM winter too.

夏天888

哈哈哈,笑晕了！ Justify大哥把一个饿泼妇写得太生动了！
----"打架技术含量多低啊！搞得满身臭汗还带血！"
----"MD，今天我、我、我豁出去了，现在我老泼妇就来个‘坐地吸土’---‘卟卟卟’！”
    

谢谢! 我是"客客",好好学习要紧, 不会上"熊瞎子宾顿吐"的当了!

ronney

住在一起, share  一部分东西, 得设身处地为别人也想想. 那么问题也不会太多.
没有太多的"坏"房东和"坏"租客..
宽容一点, 就没事了,,
本人住过二个地方, 和房东的关系都不错.  哈哈哈

one baby

如果每个人都能真心对待你们的房客或房东，我相信大家都会生活得更快乐一些。
如果每个人对待自己的住处象自己的住家一样，我相信大家都住得舒服一些。
如果每个人都站在对方的角度想想，我相信大家都会相处得很好。

愿你们生活与工作都愉快。

Erica0531l

谢谢你的主题。俩年前我是一个租客，后因为有了孩子才买了房子。所以我认为住在一起不开心的话最好还是搬出。假如你是好租客为什么一定要咬住恶房东，何不快点离开他过开心生活。假如你是好房东，你因给多点时间租客找房。不要只是一个月。大家要往开心的生活寻求，不要只为了一个赢字。就算得到了又怎样，你花了时间。就算现在不搬但最终都是要搬。

nodoubt

顶,支持