> Wassup...
> > I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or
> > well-liked.
> > And I don't live in a safe place, eat a balanced
> > diet, or drive very well.
> > I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg,
> > although I'm pretty sure they were American.
> >
> > I drink beer, not water, I am outspoken, not
> > opinionated,
> > Guns settle disputes, not discussions.
> > Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing,
> > And it's pronounced RUFF, not ROOF.
> >
> > I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack,
> > unless I go somewhere.
> > Burger King IS fine dining. Washing after peeing is
> > for LOSERS,
> > Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for breakfast,
> > I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE, and WWF ACTION IS REAL!
> >
> > The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY country in
> > the world,
> > The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE,
> > And the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!!
> > MY NAME IS JIM-BOB, I am married to my sister,
> > AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!! |