福特省长考虑限购卫生纸等

StatePower

入木三分 发表于 2020-3-19 15:12
你除了捞钱还能搞明白啥？净是扯蛋，你这是刚逛完超市吗，还要限购消毒液卫生纸，你告诉我哪里有卖的？ ...

no frills今天每人限购两包

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你除了捞钱还能搞明白啥？净是扯蛋，你这是刚逛完超市吗，还要限购消毒液卫生纸，你告诉我哪里有卖的？

步步高

https://twitter.com/ConwayFraser/status/1238550869915942915

I asked the cashier why people are buying up toilet paper for a respiratory virus? Her reply: "Because every time someone coughs, 100 people shit their pants." Well played, ma'am.
每当有人咳嗽， 就有100个人拉裤子

看谁笑到最后

卫生纸俺还见到有卖， 洗手液、口罩哪有卖？

hello51er

因为它名字里有个卫生