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[原创]愚人节的test(请大家也来试一试)

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楼主
发表于 2003-4-6 18:37:54 | 只看该作者 |只看大图 回帖奖励 |正序浏览 |阅读模式
"明天就要考试啦,oh,my god"我和同学在地理课上闲聊着.这次test是非常重要的,因为要收report card.就在这时候,老师拿着一叠纸走进了教室,然后奇怪的事发生拉,"We are going have a test today."老师带着严肃的表情说,并且用强调的语气说"A practice test"."what!Are you kidding?"随后教室里就开始不停的讨论起来.
"he test should be tomrrow!"我的一个伊朗同学这样对我说.

老师也教室里是否在喧哗,就开始让同学们换位置,一个任何一个人之间有很大的距离,教室里气氛不断在加重.

然后老师开始讲考试纪律,现在教室里以是鸦雀无声,我更是紧张得要命.终于卷子发到我手里啦,"only one"我奇怪的问.老师回过头看我说"No taling in the test."我也只有keep silent.

我把那张感觉比铅还重的卷子翻了过来

哦,天哪,只有23道题:你如果真想作这张卷子的话,清仔细跟着卷子里的每一部做.

                                2 minute time test
                            can you follow directions?

1.read everything before doing anything.

2.put your name in the upper left corner of this paper in the space provided.

3.circle the word "name" in sentence two.

4.draw five small squares in the upper left hand corner of this paper.

5.put an "x" in each square

6.put a circle aroud each square.

7.sign your name under the title of this paper

8.after the title ,write....yes yes yes

9.put a circle around sentence seven

10.put an "x" in the lower left hand corner of this paper

11.draw a triangle aroud the "x" you just made

12. on the back side of this paper, multiply 703 x 66

13.draw a rectangle around the word "paper" in sentence seven

14.loudly call out your first name when you get to this point

15.if you think you have followed directions carefully to this point in the test, call out loudly, "I have".

16.on the reverse side of this paper , add 8950 and 9305

17.put a circle around your answer, then put a square around the circle

18.count out in normal speaking voice from one to ten backwards

19.punch three small holes in the top of this paper with your pencil point

20.if you are the first person to get this far, call out loudly , "I am the first person to get this far, and I am a leader in following directions"

21.underline all even numbers on this side of this page

22.say out loudly,"I am nearly finished, and I have followed directions."

23??????????????????

未完待续
板凳
发表于 2003-4-13 15:39:27 | 只看该作者
well, this is an old tricky test.
i'm sure the last question is: please read all the questions b4 u actually start doing any of them.
沙发
 楼主| 发表于 2003-4-6 18:40:59 | 只看该作者
对不起,不经常打字,所以错误多一点请柬量.

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