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女人话中话〔英文版〕

发表于 2001-11-16 06:05:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

We need = I want

I ’ m sorry = You ’ ll be sorry

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure...go ahead = I don ’ t want you to

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I ’ m beautiful

Do what you want = You ’ ll pay for this later

I ’ m not upset = Of course I ’ m upset, you moron!        

Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you ’ re dead

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

You ’ re so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

It ’ s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now       

You ’ re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??

I ’ ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

How much do you love me? = I did something today that you ’ re really not going to like

Do you love me? = I ’ m going to ask for something expensive
发表于 2001-11-16 08:23:44 | 显示全部楼层
花生应该多研究研究  ;)
 楼主| 发表于 2001-11-16 09:08:11 | 显示全部楼层

我以为他是女的

发表于 2001-11-16 09:11:34 | 显示全部楼层

回复:我以为他是女的

最初由 [ 张来福 ] 发布
我以为他是女的

是个帅哥  :eek:
照片我们都看到了  :O
 楼主| 发表于 2001-11-16 10:19:03 | 显示全部楼层

在哪里呀

是帅哥?有多帅呢?
发表于 2001-11-16 16:16:43 | 显示全部楼层

帅的一塌糊涂,帅的留了一地。。。

 楼主| 发表于 2001-11-17 03:15:23 | 显示全部楼层

帅哥很稀有的

我的网友各个都自称自己是帅哥
嘻嘻
甩哥
被甩的哥哥
发表于 2001-11-17 13:40:59 | 显示全部楼层

上海的男孩子 秀气有余 阳刚不足啊!

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