Fwd: CLUB PHRASES !!

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>LAST CALL FOR TRANSLATION OF BAR PHRASES!
> > > >
> > > >1. "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO MALE)
> > > > (Get the hell out of the way.)
> > > >
> > > >2. "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO FEMALE)
> > > > (I am going to grope you now and blame it on the crowd.)
> > > >
> > > >3. "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO MALE)
> > > > (Don't even think about groping me, just get the hell out of my
> > > > way.)
> > > >
> > > >4. "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO FEMALE)
> > > > (Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You're
> > > > certainly not all that, missy, coming in here dressed like a
> > > > ho...And get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you like
> > > > the slut you are, bitch.)
> > > >
> > > >5. "THAT PERSON LOOKS REALLY FAMILIAR."
> > > > (Did I sleep with him/her?)
> > > >
> > > >6. "I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (FEMALE)
> > > > (I'm 16.)
> > > >
> > > >7. "I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (MALE)
> > > > (I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a .4
> > > > after my last visit here.)
> > > >
> > > >8. "NO, REALLY, I'M OK TO DRIVE."
> > > > (I'm wasted, and I'm too embarrassed to have anybody see who
> > > > I'm going home with.)
> > > >
> > > >9. "I'M NOT USED TO THESE DARTS."
> > > > (I can't throw anything smaller than a pool cue when I'm this
> > > > bombed.)
> > > >
> > > >10. "LET'S GO TO MY CAR AND GET SOME CIGARETTES." (MALE TO FEMALE)
> > > > (You would look great face down in my lap.)
> > > >
> > > >11. "I'VE HAD LIKE 10 BEERS ALREADY." (FEMALE TO MALE)
> > > > (I've only had 3 but need an excuse to behave this way.)