I am Canadian!(zhuan)

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> I AM CANADIAN
> > (clears Thoat)
> > (the canadian one is actually a commercial and is
> > all true!)
> >
> > Hey...
> > I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
> > and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own
> > a dogsled...
> > and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
> > although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
> >
> > I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
> > I speak English & French, NOT American.
> > and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.
> >
> > I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
> > I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
> > DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
> > AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE
> > ANIMAL.
> >
> > A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
> > AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!
> > CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
> > THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF
> > NORTH AMERICA!
> >
> > MY NAME IS JOE!! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!
> >

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Ciao..
> > I'm not a construction worker, a brick layer or a
> > school janitor.
> > I don't live in a basement, or eat pasta every
> > night.
> > And I don't drive a Camaro.
> > And I don't know Tony, Rocco or Gino from
> > Woodbridge,
> > Although I'm certain they're very, very hairy
> > people.
> >
> > I drink wine...not beer. I don't use utensils for
> > pizza.
> > I believe in open bars at weddings, not cash.
> > And its pronounced ESPRESSO, not EX-PRESSO.
> >
> > I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car
> > during the worldcup.
> > Gelato IS ice cream, Biscotti ARE cookies,
> > Antonio Columbro IS the best of the tenors,
> > And it's Broo-SKetta, not Broo-SHetta!!
> >
> > Italy is the ONLY country shaped like footwear,
> > The FIRST nation of soccer, And the BEST part of
> > Europe!!
> > My name is Guiseppe !!!
> > AND I AM ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >

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Allo,
> > I'm not a cab driver, a 7-11 clerk or a gas
> > attendant.
> > I don't go to fleamarkets, or worshipelephants, or
> > eat with my hands.
> > And I don't know Akbar, Rampreet or Mohammed from
> > Rundle,
> > Although I'm certain they're very smelly people.
> >
> > I eat roti....not pita. I don't only shower once a
> > week,
> > I believe in discounts, not full price.
> > And I pronounce it WHAT, not VHAT.
> > I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car
> > during a terrorist siege.
> >
> > A turban IS an article of clothing.
> > Spicy foods ARE better than mild foods
> > Curry is a VERY tasty dish,
> > and it IS pronounced Gaun-dee,not Gun-dee
> > ,GAUN-dee!!
> >
> > Pakistan IS a third world country,
> > The first nation of Cricket
> > And the BEST part of the middle east!!
> > My name is Raheem!
> > AND I AM PAKISTANI!!!!

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Wai...
> > I'm not a cook, or a computer tech, or the owner of
> > a laundromat.
> > I don't live with my parents, I don't eat dog. I
> > don't drive a souped-up
> > Civic.
> > And I don't know Ping, Ching or Wing from Beddingt
> > Heights
> > Although I'm certain they're very rice... I mean
> > nice people.
> >
> > I use chopsticks, not a fork. I rarely drive on the
> > sidewalk.
> > I believe in giving cash, not gifts
> > And I pronounce it HELLO, not HARRO.
> > I can proudly wave my country's flag at a tank
> > during a massacre,
> >
> > Dim sum IS brunch, Gwai-Los ARE white folk
> > Jet Li can kick Van Damme's ass anyday.
> > And it IS pronounced Gon Hay Fa Choi, not Gon HEE Fa
> >
> > China is the LARGEST country in Asia
> > The FIRST nation of PING-PONG,
> > And the BEST remaining COMMUNIST COUNTRY!!
> > My name is FUNG!!!
> > AND I AM CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> >

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> Wassup...
> > I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or
> > well-liked.
> > And I don't live in a safe place, eat a balanced
> > diet, or drive very well.
> > I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg,
> > although I'm pretty sure they were American.
> >
> > I drink beer, not water, I am outspoken, not
> > opinionated,
> > Guns settle disputes, not discussions.
> > Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing,
> > And it's pronounced RUFF, not ROOF.
> >
> > I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack,
> > unless I go somewhere.
> > Burger King IS fine dining. Washing after peeing is
> > for LOSERS,
> > Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for breakfast,
> > I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE, and WWF ACTION IS REAL!
> >
> > The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY country in
> > the world,
> > The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE,
> > And the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!!
> > MY NAME IS JIM-BOB, I am married to my sister,
> > AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!!