开心一笑[呲牙][呲牙][呲牙] A teacher asked her 3rd grade class how many of them Democrat Party Clinton fans were. Not really knowing what a Clinton fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be?different ... again. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Clinton fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Clinton?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Conservative." The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative." Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?" With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Clinton fan."