G20 勿勿结束，OBAMA当面称普婷傻逼

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ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”


The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.  
“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”  
      

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.  
“If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you’re a dick.”  
Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance,  Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.”  
After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/g20-ends-abruptly-as-obama-calls-putin-a-jackass

好兴致

5 past 6 发表于 2014-11-16 14:49

    真是这样，就与港灿无文化的吊样一副德性了

正阳河

真是这样，就与港灿无文化的吊样一副德性了
三达 发表于 2014-11-16 14:51

    It is not true.

The rumor stems from a satirical column published by the New Yorker. Penned by Anthony Borowitz, the humorous article stated, “Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”

你怎么会相信你楼上那个傻逼的话呢？他才是真的jackass！:smokin:

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屎加饱蝗移偶像被操:laugh:。

好兴致

It is not true.

The rumor stems from a satirical column published by the New Yorker. Penned by Anthony Borowitz, the humorous article stated, “Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”

你怎么会相信你楼上那个傻逼的话呢？他才是真的jackass！
老实巴交 发表于 2014-11-16 15:04

:yes:

矢黄色新雨

That’s a shame because nothing could be further from the truth.

那是2013年的文学作品。

SUPERFAN

小黑估计自己也是一个gay，自己添自己的ass

正阳河

That’s a shame because nothing could be further from the truth.

那是2013年的文学作品。
老虎667 发表于 2014-11-16 16:01

    手淫强身，意淫强国。:laugh: