1. You can’t run without planning for it in advance.
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2. Or go down stairs both quickly and gracefully.
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3. You can’t jump. Ever.
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4. And you can’t hug anyone shorter than you.
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5. Can’t wear cute bras.
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6. DEFINITELY can’t go bra-less.
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7. Can’t wear anything even remotely low-cut.
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8. Wanna see your toes? Can’t.
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9. Can’t wear cross-body bags.
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10. Anything that involves the word “strapless” = off limits.
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11. Or car seatbelts.
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12. Can’t find a bra that holds everything in.
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13. And then fit your giant bras in a regular-sized underwear drawer.
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14. And clothes that fit just right = nonexistent.
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15. Swimsuits that are both supportive and not hideous are a myth.
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16. Can’t get rid of that back ache.
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17. Or of those stretch marks.
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18. Wanna wear tent dresses, empire dresses, suspenders, or ruffles? Sorry.
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19. And the button-down boob gap is your professional downfall.
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20. Can’t wear just one sports bra.
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21. Or anything with a built-in bra.
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22. Definitely can’t sleep facedown.
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23. Can’t lean against things without looking like you’re putting your boobs on the table.
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24. Can’t handle bumpy roads or turbulence without looking vaguely pornographic.
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25. Can’t stop knocking shit over.
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26. Can’t wear unisex T-shirts or shirts with writing on the chest.
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27. Can’t do any household chore for longer than five minutes without your back aching in protest.
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NOPE ^
28. And, finally, of course: You can’t complain without being told you’re humble-bragging.
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Oh, well. At least you look great. Ta-ta!
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