DIFFERENCES BETWEEN BATHING SUITS OF "NOW" & "THEN":
The difference between bathing suits of Now and Then is that
the bathing suits of the past required that you open the suit to
see the buttocks. The bathing suits today require that you open
the buttocks to see the suit
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty
girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How
much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With
expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk
hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out
teasingly. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a
little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill,"
she smiled.
When you think about the differences between work and prison,
maybe prison isn't so bad...
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON: You get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK: You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.
IN PRISON: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must carry around a security card and unlock and
open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share.
IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON: You spend most of your life looking through bars from
inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.
IN PRISON: There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK: They are called supervisors.
IN PRISON: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK: You get fired if you get caught.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!作者: 江南 时间: 2002-8-31 12:46 作者: 退化人！ 时间: 2002-8-31 13:01 标题: 才赚了这1分 嘿嘿，实在费劲啊！
看看发了11个帖子，只赚了1分
知道为什么吗？
要是勤快点，翻译过来的话就多了
