我们去开房吧!
本帖最后由 涛声依旧 于 2014-5-8 11:23 编辑“我们去开房吧!" 男人真直接!即使只是一面之交,经常都碰到这样的男人,尤其是中国男人!:P
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpdiHERjIBPmKFoD_5XDhOUupnjwqe2cfDNPr64rMP_UBhr6Cz 本帖最后由 涛声依旧 于 2014-5-6 14:39 编辑
有一个问题弄不清楚,请男人帮回答:老公手里拿着一百块钱,要分给老婆和情人,各得多少?:(
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http://attach.51.ca/b/month_1405/140506142125bc25284c3ecb6b.png 神经病,有100块,分给女人???当然自己花呗。
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:thumbu::clap::laugh: 本帖最后由 涛声依旧 于 2014-5-6 14:44 编辑
神经病,有100块,分给女人???当然自己花呗。
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5号 发表于 2014-5-6 14:16 http://bbs.51.ca/images/common/back.gif
你花到哪去?,还不是花到女人身上去?来买手袋,戒子。。。。据我说,老婆一分没得,因为到手的都哪去买家里的油盐酱醋了 小孩的供书教学,家庭的生活费用。。给共产去了:rolleyes:
:laugh: 神经病,有100块,分给女人???当然自己花呗。
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5号 发表于 2014-5-6 14:16 http://bbs.51.ca/images/common/back.gif
+1 that is tough 本帖最后由 涛声依旧 于 2014-5-8 11:50 编辑
有钱没钱的男人对女人都爱说:你爱的是我而不是爱我的钱!那不是放屁,废话吗?!
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本帖最后由 涛声依旧 于 2014-5-9 23:44 编辑
有个上海的朋友说:“我和我的老婆分床睡有已7,8年了。“ 我把话告诉我的老外朋友。他诧异的大惊小怪:jesus,我少一次都不行!
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRleAkvB3ZWsXhIY0ZNw4UoHvD4qqKvpNB_f8MH0cgdHbkbTOqN成龙回应贴面宋祖英:每次都这样 不必大惊小怪. 4月6日,成龙“和平友爱”演唱会将在北京举办。这场演唱会巨星云集,目前已经确定的嘉宾有李宗盛、周杰伦、王力宏、李 ... 我问男朋友一个女孩子们都爱问的问题:我和你妈,你老婆都掉进了水里,都不会游泳,你先救谁?
他说:我一手抓你,一手抓我妈,一起得救逃生,或一起沉没死亡。
我再问:你老婆呢?
他说:回头再救她。
我一下子傻了眼 不知道是开心还是难过:(
http://img.blog.163.com/photo/81W9iPFiao1U8PiUKVpF9g==/3432587340986898696.jpg “我们去开房吧!" 男人真直接!即使只是一面之交,经常都碰到这样的男人,尤其是中国男人!
涛声依旧 发表于 2014-5-5 19:32 http://bbs.51.ca/m/images/common/back.gif
那你真幸运
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