大波妹的28个苦恼

5 past 6 · 发表于 2014-1-15 20:48:20

1. You can’t run without planning for it in advance.

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2. Or go down stairs both quickly and gracefully.

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3. You can’t jump. Ever.

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4. And you can’t hug anyone shorter than you.

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5. Can’t wear cute bras.

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6. DEFINITELY can’t go bra-less.

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7. Can’t wear anything even remotely low-cut.

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8. Wanna see your toes? Can’t.

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9. Can’t wear cross-body bags.

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10. Anything that involves the word “strapless” = off limits.

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11. Or car seatbelts.

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12. Can’t find a bra that holds everything in.

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13. And then fit your giant bras in a regular-sized underwear drawer.

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14. And clothes that fit just right = nonexistent.

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15. Swimsuits that are both supportive and not hideous are a myth.

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16. Can’t get rid of that back ache.

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17. Or of those stretch marks.

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18. Wanna wear tent dresses, empire dresses, suspenders, or ruffles? Sorry.

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19. And the button-down boob gap is your professional downfall.

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20. Can’t wear just one sports bra.

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21. Or anything with a built-in bra.

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22. Definitely can’t sleep facedown.

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23. Can’t lean against things without looking like you’re putting your boobs on the table.

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24. Can’t handle bumpy roads or turbulence without looking vaguely pornographic.

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25. Can’t stop knocking shit over.

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26. Can’t wear unisex T-shirts or shirts with writing on the chest.

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27. Can’t do any household chore for longer than five minutes without your back aching in protest.

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NOPE ^

28. And, finally, of course: You can’t complain without being told you’re humble-bragging.

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Oh, well. At least you look great. Ta-ta!

从来没有救世主 · 发表于 2014-1-15 21:48:09

回复 1# 5 past 6

double double,

superca · 发表于 2014-1-15 22:20:37

不会甩掉了吧！

5 past 6 · 发表于 2014-1-15 22:25:28

Katy Perry可真是个可人儿:smokin:

扳大轮 · 发表于 2014-1-16 11:49:31

回复 4# 5 past 6

这娘们真幸运，如果在某市肯定被某人大常痿给糟蹋了，也许还能产出个瓜瓜小常痿呢。

5 past 6 · 发表于 2014-1-16 11:58:47

回复 5 past 6

double double,
从来就没救世主发表于 2014-1-15 21:48

你们家5楼奴才太没有教养和水平了，
从版怎么管教的，
严重抗议一下:smokin:。

扳大轮 · 发表于 2014-1-16 12:00:54

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俺又不是那个贪官人大常痿，你反俺做啥？莫非你幼年时就反俺？

打一地名 · 发表于 2014-1-16 12:14:47

回复 5 past 6

这娘们真幸运，如果在某市肯定被某人大常痿给糟蹋了，也许还能产出个瓜瓜小常痿呢。
扳大轮发表于 2014-1-16 11:49

:laugh::laugh:

5 past 6 · 发表于 2014-1-16 12:27:21

打一地名发表于 2014-1-16 12:14

你这个不男不女的经常在后面瞎叫好，
本人不介意你追星，
但希望你报上性别。

扳大轮 · 发表于 2014-1-16 12:45:35

你这个不男不女的经常在后面瞎叫好，
本人不介意你追星，
但希望你报上性别。
5 past 6 发表于 2014-1-16 12:27

人家是男是女关你屁事？老常痿能立起来了？喜讯呀！给某市人大常痿解决生理问题请联系当地有关部门，谢谢。

打一地名 · 发表于 2014-1-17 15:10:39

你这个不男不女的经常在后面瞎叫好，
本人不介意你追星，
但希望你报上性别。
5 past 6 发表于 2014-1-16 12:27

回去问问你妈就知道我是男是女的了。

5 past 6 · 发表于 2014-1-17 15:48:11

回去问问你妈就知道我是男是女的了。
打一地名发表于 2014-1-17 15:10

你要是嫌你妈闲得慌我有办法让她忙起来:smokin:。