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标题: 笑话:两个男人和一个女人 [打印本页]

作者: fofor    时间: 2001-12-1 14:22
标题: 笑话:两个男人和一个女人
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman Two German men and one German woman Two Greek men and one Greek woman Two English men and one English woman Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman Two American men and one American woman Two Irish men and one Irish woman

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred: One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
menage-a-trois. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman. The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them. The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman. The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and another long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming. The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions. The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store /restaurant/laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their store. The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, because the American woman keeps on complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining. The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun. .
作者: seed    时间: 2001-12-1 14:45
How about two chinese men with one woman?
作者: tantyh    时间: 2001-12-1 21:16
How about Canadian? two men watch a woman dances on table?
作者: 方圆独步    时间: 2003-1-18 06:40
想到一个字,中国字

嬲,呵呵,有认识的吗,念NIAO。
作者: 打工仔    时间: 2003-1-18 10:49
蜘蛛真是的,一个字想了一年零一个月。。哈哈哈
作者: 方圆独步    时间: 2003-1-18 12:36
一直不知道宝宝多大,现在知道了原来是13个月啊,不错。
作者: terry_zhouty    时间: 2003-3-12 14:52
不会英语在这里是带不下去的!!




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