Sign\'s that you MIGHT be Canadian

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1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
>>> >2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk."
>>> >3. You understand the phrase,
>>> > "Could you please pass me a serviette,
>>> > I just spilled my poutine."
>>> >4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
>>> >5. You drink pop, not soda.
>>> >6. This doesn't bother you at all.
>>> >7. You know what it means to be on pogey.
>>> >8. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "arty at the camp,
>>>eh!!"
>>> >9. You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
>>> >10. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
>>> >11. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba,
>>> > it's a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.
>>> >12. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
>>> >13. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
>>> >14. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
>>> >15. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
>>> >16. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
>>> >17. Canadian Tire on any Saturday
>>> > is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
>>> >18. You know that Thrills are something to chew
>>> > and "taste like soap".
>>> >19. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that"
>>> >20. You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product
>>>line.
>>> >21. You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical
>>>group.
>>> >22. You are excited whenever an American television show
>>> > mentions Canada.
>>> >23. You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's
>>> > "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo"
>>> >24. You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
>>> >25. You know what a tuque is.
>>> >26. You admit Rich Little is Canadian
>>> > and you're glad Jerry Lewis is not.
>>> >27. You know Toronto is not a province.
>>> >28. You never miss "Coaches Corner".
>>> >29. You know all the words to "If I Had a Million Dollars."
>>> >30. You know who Ernie Coombs is.
>>> >31. You remember when Alanis Morisette was "Too Hot To Hold".
>>> >32. You have memorised the Heritage Foundation's Heritage
>>>Moments,
>>> > including your favourites,
>>> > "I smell burnt toast, Doctor",
>>> > "You all know I canna read a word...," and "Kanata".
>>> >33. You spend sleepless nights wondering if Peter Mansbridge
>>> > and Wendy Mesley will ever find again the blissful love
>>> > they once knew.
>>> >34. You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet,
>>> > because you can really use more change
>>> > (You are already wearing your pants halfway down your ass
>>> > and the hair and three layers of skin is worn off
>>> > the front of your thighs from carrying your pocket money a
>>>around).
>>> > The new coin should have a picture of a musk-ox on it
>>> > and be the size of a hamburger pattie and have
>>> > fifteen different kinds of metals in it, including poutine.
>>> >35. You know Ashley MacIssac isn't Celtic enough.
>>> >36. Your backpack has only one Canadian flag sew-on.
>>> >37. You have been on Speaker's Corner.
>>> >38. You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks
>>> > and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
>>> >39. You remember "Jodie" from "Today's Special"
>>> > and wonder why she reads news on CBC.
>>> >40. You wonder idly if there is some government cover-up
>>> > of a covert operation behind shifting the shooting location of
>>> > "X-Files" from British Columbia to California.
>>> >41. You know that a "remier" isn't a baby born a few weeks
>>>early.
>>> >42. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
>>> >43. You live in a house that has no front step,
>>> > yet the door is one meter above the ground.
>>> >44. The local paper covers national news on 2 pages,
>>> > but requires 6 pages for hockey.
>>> >45. You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter,
>>> > almost Winter and Construction.
>>> >46. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
>>> >47. You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in
>>>Canada."