女人话中话〔英文版〕

张来福

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

We need = I want

I ’ m sorry = You ’ ll be sorry

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure...go ahead = I don ’ t want you to

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I ’ m beautiful

Do what you want = You ’ ll pay for this later

I ’ m not upset = Of course I ’ m upset, you moron! 　　　　   

Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you ’ re dead

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

You ’ re so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

It ’ s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now 　　　　  

You ’ re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??

I ’ ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

How much do you love me? = I did something today that you ’ re really not going to like

Do you love me? = I ’ m going to ask for something expensive

微硬

花生应该多研究研究  ;)

张来福

微硬

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我以为他是女的

是个帅哥  :eek:
照片我们都看到了  :O

张来福

是帅哥？有多帅呢？

无拘的影子

张来福

我的网友各个都自称自己是帅哥
嘻嘻
甩哥
被甩的哥哥

无拘的影子